Altar Call: A Married At First Sight Podcast

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Every week, Tayne & Ade, two friends who love reality TV, will recap the Lifetime show, Married At First Sight. We break down each episode as each couple who have decided to put their trust in a group of experts and marry whoever they pick. They meet for the first time on their wedding day and we follow their journey to a possible happy ever after.

There'll be laughs, there'll be serious talk and of course, there'll be shade. Join us for a for a fun conversation!

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  • Just fannin me
    Unbelievable
    I can’t believe it took me this long to find what I wanted: gal pals to dish about this show! I’ve been watching since the beginning but none of my friends were into it. I’ve blown through your first two seasons and today get to relive decision day with Mark and Lindsey, Noi and Steve, and I don’t remember how theirs went so can’t wait to relive as I get out there and plant veggies. Will be fun to catch up to current season with you two. Thanks for being so real, approachable, honest, and Funny!
  • Kim1169
    Thank you!
    Thank you ladies for a great year of podcasts, I think I have listened to every one. Happy Holidays to you both!!!
  • River Tam25
    Please consider…
    You two are charming, insightful, and I enjoy listening to your takes on MAFS. But please consider upgrading the audio quality with better mics. I have to max out my volume to hear y’all and then the ads blow out my ears. I can hardly hear you at times. You’re too good to have such poor sound quality. 5 stars for content though!
  • JMCnSmudgie
    Nice MAFS Podcast
    I love how the hosts of this podcast, Tayne and Ade, are thoughtful, honest, and respectful recapping Married at First Sight. I love how two regular ladies with day jobs and other obligations have created a fun podcast. They are an inspiration to others who might want to do a podcast. They continue to produce episodes every week. I appreciate their consistency and reliability. Many people dream of doing a podcast, but Tayne and Ade get results. I also love Tayne's roundup of past MAFS participants from social media. It's very informative. Thank you, Tayne and Ade!
  • Freddy_Frag_Nutz
    So naive
    Every episode they ask can someone explain something that seems obvious. At least to us who fully understand that all People don’t think the same. You would benefit from a different perspective someone who lives objectively so they can see both sides of all situations. it feels like so many things they are confused at I find so simple to explain. Michael and Cleo. Why are you comparing an everyday person Michael to Usher. Men in Hollywood have been pushing the boundaries of acceptability forever. 80’s rock bands were called feminine and satanist because they had long hair anything perceived as feminine used to double as gay and gay WAS bad in general to the society as a whole until 2014 when the laws began to change that’s 10’years ago that’s not long ago. The idea that it’s “normal “ in western culture or in America for men to walk around in skirts and dresses is laughable. Just because you find it acceptable doesn’t make it “ Normal.” wear A kilt in Scotland and no one bats an eye, wear kilt in the Midwest and you will get some looks. Those who live a traditional lifestyle may not be comfortable with something like men in skirts and that’s ok some of us still believe in the gender roles that helped build working societies some have a more liberal view of the world and what is acceptable. we don’t all have to believe the same things we have to leave room for each person to live how they want and not tear them down for being different. It’s crazy you think every where men are just wearing skirts because you’ve seen men who are famous do it. That’s so surface level for 2 people who act as if they’re having deep conversation about love and relationships. I believe a woman who doesn’t want a man who wears a skirt is a more “normal”or frequent finding than finding a woman who would accept a man wearing it without qualms. I always find myself disagreeing with you both and it’s always seems like it’s because you lack the ability to see both sides or your really this naive. Either way 4 stars bc well they try I guess.
  • Aroel2
    Best pod
    What a train wreck this seasons is. I’ve never seen anything like this. Mis matched couples floundering. Not even therapy could help these people. How emotionally draing this must be on everyone. Where is Dr Pepper? What’s going on here? Thank you for the endless hours you put into this public feed.
  • listening..often
    Only ok
    The hosts have annoying voices… they take some long pauses… other than that I enjoy the in-depth analysis of married at first sight. I list to each episode and will continue to listen only because it’s the best one out there in this show!
  • kbear1017
    Does Ade like anything?
    I love Tayne although sometimes she’s a low talker. But Ade doesn’t seem to like anything and she’s so judgey about everything. She even admitted that she’s usually bitter when past MAFS people go on After Party. Bitter? Really? Why? Everything seems to offend her. What a joyless person. I wish Tayne would find a partner with a personality and who didn’t spend half the podcast sighing loudly in irritation about everything
  • Mor25!
    Great
    The description of Bennett doing the worm had me cackling! You guys are so funny. Great podcast!
  • Claude sleeps tonight
    Great!
    Thank you for your weekly thorough reviews of this train wreck of a show! I don’t miss your podcast!
  • jjayduhh
    😂
    Y’all got me crying laughing!!
  • Dawn_m4
    Found you for MAFS
    And stayed for everything else. I love your perspectives.
  • crose1210
    Laugh out loud funny!
    I just discovered MAFS recently and found this podcast shortly after. I am currently on Season 14 (Boston) and these recaps have me cracking up laughing. Thank you for a great podcast!
  • L.Renee 727
    Used to love the pod
    I’ve been listening to this podcast for a while and I used to love it! However, lately it seems Ade doesn’t like MAFS anymore… everything seems to annoy her and she seems bored and overly negative. When she is recapping a scene she speaks very fast like she just wants to get it over with and she doesn’t seem to remember anything and just says “whatever”. I feel like we’re bothering her by listening. If you don’t like the show, don’t watch and please stop doing the podcast. I’m sure Taylor ( who is lovely) can find another partner.
  • South Jersey Pete
    South Jersey Pete
    Tayne and Aide are so much more entertaining than the show.
  • Hundo %
    Disinformation
    One completely misleading untrue and ignorant statement by one host and I’m unsubscribing. They were taking about Danielle having baby 3 and one said it’s her choice and the other ignorant ( not name calling, look up the definition of ignorant) host said “well not in America”. If she can name one state where abortion is illegal I will tag myself as ignorant. Just another uninformed and/or divisive person with access to a microphone.
  • Graciela Alise
    Love it
    Ade and Tayne strike that balance between funny-goofy takes on MAFS and effortless cool. A pod I definitely look forward to each week!
  • Susieq1982
    Where have you been my whole reality tv life???
    I’m currently listening to the very first episode, I’m five minutes in and I already know I’m going love this podcast. They’ve asked at least three of the questions that I’ve always had about Married at first sight in the first five minutes. I know we are on the same page!!!
  • Joy2TheWrld123
    Audio. Please please fix it!!
    I do genuinely enjoy listening to this podcast but the audio is horrible. It’s hard to hear one host and the other is ok audio. I had some friends listen to this and they also agree that the audio needs to be fixed. I’ve done podcasts before so I know the mics and such can be super expensive. I don’t know if the hosts are together or using a platform to record to together. I’m not a pro. Just know that it can be costly to have amazing audio and such. I enjoy listening each week. I have to turn the audio up REALLY loud to hear both of the hosts. I’ve reached out on their instagram and let them know the audio is not good. But they just said oh it’s fine for us and no one else has complained. No offense but I don’t know if they read the reviews on their podcast. Just reading through the reviews. It can show many audio complaints and other complaints. So I can only give 3 stars.
  • RoyalCee2
    Favorite Podcast
    This is literally my favorite podcast right now! I never watch tv on time but I make sure I watch MAFS just so I can listen to the episodes when they come out. I love how they tell the episode verbatim but the commentary between Tanye and Ade is the best part.
  • Mimi1336
    Audio problems
    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE fix the audio. It’s close to impossible to hear Ade, actually it’s annoying that we can’t hear her. She’s a Mike away from the microphone
  • .,kobdsw
    Is this Season 16 really?
    I am confused. This podcast is supposed to be about Season 16, Episode 10, but it sounds like you are talking about Season 12? Or another season? The people cheating on each other are not in Season 16. ???? Raquel is from another season of the show, as well as Kristin. (Or did you mean Kiersten?) I dunno, maybe you talk about all the seasons at once, but at least at the beginning of the podcast, you are not talking about Season 16. that I can tell.
  • catcirce
    Mafs
    Ladies-It’s Kirsten, not Kiersten. KERR-sten
  • jesualr
    MAFS?
    Is this even a MAFS podcast when half the episode is about another show?
  • bemyrtle
    Love their takes!
    I look forward to listening to these women each week. Discuss their interpretation of the show. They're super refreshing!
  • Reader of magazines
    I love this podcast!
    I love how they start the show with MASF news from past seasons. The recaps are very good and funny too. I also love the bonus episodes on Patreon.
  • Balljoints
    Some real bad audio quality
    I love the podcast but the audio quality is just so bad. I have to turn it up almost to Max to hear clearly and this makes every ad come out blaring! And even at Max volume I can make out about 50% of what Ade is saying. Please please please get some better mic’s or at least equalize the sound levels across the board!
  • Gezell51
    Amazing
    These ladies crack me up. I recently found this Pod and went back to last season too because the podcast is just that good. I really enjoyed them going through Good Person Allysa’s antics. I have a long commute and this has made the drive way more enjoyable.
  • Harlem Hops
    The misogyny is deep.
    They make so many excuses made for the men and give so much negative feedback for women who have reasonable standards for themselves. I don’t think a husband being willing is a good expectation. As you said, y’all should understand that both WOMEN and men (not just humans) “are not perfect.”
  • MarcyCP
    LOVE IT!
    Been a MAFS fan for a while and this podcast is my special treat! I absolutely love the commentary. One of my favorite parts is that they keep tabs on previous couples through their social media. It inspires me to watch seasons that I did not catch. I also love how funny and realistic they are. I like how they don’t leave you at decision day and they speak to what it takes for a long lasting marriage. Speaking on the experts, friends, and even the cringy scenes keep me coming back for more. The bouquet of the week and the burnt ashes are amazing! Really keeps the episodes in perspective for me. I wasn’t a huge fan of MAFS when I first started watching, but between this and the shenanigans I can’t help myself. Bravo to Tayne and Ade!!! Y’all get my bouquets for life!!!
  • fishcrackers
    The OGs
    My absolute favorite MAFS podcast. Love the way the episode is told and also love the insight from these intelligent women. Almost love this more then watching the actual show 🤣. Keep ‘em coming ladies!
  • asc0502
    love their insights
    they are a must-listen every week for all mafs fans. bright and funny, in-depth coverage with delightful laughs!
  • Faceygirl
    A Favorite
    I love listening to this podcast. You both have great chemistry together and I love your insights and voices. Keep up the good work.
  • marielleisabel
    Favorite MAFS Podcast
    I listen to a bunch of MAFS podcasts here and there - but this one is my favorite! I really enjoy Tayne and Ada’s insight and also just like feeling like I’m jointing in on a conversation between friends.
  • nonbinary thinker
    Smart women talking about stupid stuff = a great podcast!
    Ade and Tayne - I love that you speak from feminist, black perspective. You point out issues that may not be obvious to all, and validation to those who do things such as - casting matching skin tone, Pastor Cal’s cringeworthy comments, perpetuation of dangerous stereotypes calling black men aggressive, etc… Additionally… Ade without trying to, you counterbalance MAFS’ false narrative that to have a happy full life you must married. Tayne, you offer a perspective from a happily married feminist perspective. I look forward to your podcast as much as I do the show! Love you gals!!! .
  • kimberlost
    Tell it like it is
    I love how these two hosts don't give in to trying to please everyone. I love their insights and how they can respectfully disagree. Often I tend to agree with both of their sides. Thank you guys for getting me through long drives!
  • insbebe
    Best MAFS podcast!
    I said it, I mean it! 😁❤️
  • Kiwi-Louise
    Companion guide to MAFS
    Can’t do without this recap each week! Entertaining and on point. Makes me consider things I hadn’t thought of also and I appreciate that. Thanks for the pod ladies, I appreciate the time you take from your lives to do this.
  • AudzP
    HAHAHA!
    FINALLY! Someone is saying what I’ve been thinking for years!
  • MichelleMmy
    MAFS Takes!
    “It’s gonna be a long season” just killed me. 😂
  • Ryebtess
    Camel Toe
    Yes, saw his camel toe. 😣
  • Raven@134
    Divorce on your birthday
    So I share something with Michaela. My divorce was stamped and finalized on my birthday as well!
  • toooooo oooooold
    Anti abortion sponsor??????
    I was very disappointed to hear an anti-abortion/pro adoption sponsor message on your podcast. Of course, you are entitled to your opinions. I’m just sad to discover that you seem to feel that strangers should have dominion over a woman’s body.
  • mehrunes
    Could’ve been a 5 star
    I’ve loved this podcast for a bit but I’m giving it a 2 star review because of the harsh words they have for female contestants. It’s ok to not like them but to comment on someone’s facial expression when she’s under this stress (Noi) or call someone a “heffa” (Lindsey) is just wrong! Look up heffa before you defend it. I don’t hear any comments about physical traits of the guys!
  • AuthorMas
    Love this podcast!
    This podcast is so fun! Tayne and Ade are hilarious and offer great perspective on the show. I enjoy how they try to see all sides of the crazy situations we witness weekly on MAFS. Also just a side note - both ladies have lovely voices so I find the pod relaxing to listen to, as well.
  • married to my TV
    Why aren’t you listening
    Top 3 MAFS podcast. I discovered these two ladies last season and I’m hooked. Although I don’t always agree with their opinions (that’s okay) their recaps are detailed and insightful. 5 stars.
  • GsellFam
    Rarely does a podcast make me laugh out loud…
    I do a lot of commuting, so I spend a lot of time listening to podcasts. I have a whole library of well-known ones to listen to, but these ladies are the best of them all. The way that they dissect this show in such a brutally honest and hilarious way…I can’t get enough. I’ve never considered joining Patreon for any show until now! I wish they would break it down like this for every reality love show out there! Keep up the great work. You have a fan for life!
  • Auntie Caren
    Come for the laughs; stay for the insight
    Tayne & Ade are the best! So funny, thoughtful, & smart. I really appreciate that there’s always a little dose of compassion and understanding (when merited) with the shade. Their Patreon content is super, too. Thanks, you two! You make my week better :) <3
  • VUDU DODOO
    Fave MAFS podcast
    This is my favorite Married At First Sight podcast. These lovely ladies break down each episode and give their opinions. They do a really good job of being realistic but not judge mental. I love that they don’t just hate on everyone (Lindsey) the whole time like other MAFS podcast do.
  • katey lady
    Love these ladies!
    Enjoy this pod and look forward to it every week. Funny and insightful. Say all the things I’m thinking any more.
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