The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.

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  • sunnysweetheart
    Have y’all heard about people riding horses in downtown Atlanta? I
    Free the Toiletries! I want this t-shirt! I could listen for hours. Only complaint is that the pod isn’t long enough.😊💕
  • sctdiff
    My show
    I come the #TBGWT and Im from Philly this joint funny and informative. Shlewa is so exhausted. I love it. Signed , Sierra a BW
  • Devil-B*tch
    Alligator vs Crocodile
    Gastor- Alligators eat babies in an "A" shape, crocodiles eat babies in a "C" shape. It has a meme but I can't upload pictures here, just Google my first sentence to find it; the shape refers to how their jaws curve (or don't curve). P.S. I just realized it might sound like I was directing you to a snuff film or something and I'm SO not. It's a graphic with a pic of a crocodile, a pic of an alligator, and a pic of a crawling baby photoshopped right in front of each of their jaws. On a serious note, tho... Love the show, y'all are hilarious. I'm looking forward to your future successes together and individually.
  • EliseA328
    New Fav!
    The hosts chemistry is spot on! Faithfully have them in the rotation.
  • BlinkingNeon
    Love!
    I love this podcast, love Shalewa and Gastor, love their stories and takes. Whenever I see there’s a new episode up it brightens my day.
  • Joe Spacely
    Excellent podcast!
    Gastor and Shalewa are both hilarious comedians with absolutely riotous and sometimes unexpected takes on the news of the moment. Definitely worth the listen.
  • RitaMae C
    Never disappoints
    Gastor and Shalewa are two of the funniest podcasters in these podcast streets. It’s like listening in to two lifelong friends rife, tease, support and make each other laugh out loud.
  • Ms Keva
    I love their NYC vibe
    Although I live in LA, I love their vibe. They both have interestinf=g out;ookson current events and gret laughs!
  • Laurie in Maryland
    More folks need to know about this hilarious podcast!
    Gastor and Shalewa are very, very funny! Their banter is clever and their friendship is sweet. Word needs to spread about this duo.
  • AlysonInMilwaukee
    Proud troop
    I love you two! I love your friendship and I feel like I know you. The mix of life updates and advice, news, calling each other out, and random hilarity is perfect. Proud to be a troop/correspondent!
  • Newsychu
    5 Stars for Shelawah being into drone music!
    I've been enjoying binaural sleep Playlist lately. Also, that André album put me right to sleep - in the best way.
  • Dianne in Nevada
    I'm hooked
    These two friends are the perfect blend of smart and funny. Love the news they cover and how they relate to the stories. Even the back log is brilliant!
  • Crystall s
    Mood Booster
    I’m so happy they come out with two episodes a week. Love this podcast, the ultimate mood booster.
  • Shereals99
    The news and hot takes I need!
    I thoroughly enjoy this show. I laugh, I learn, and occasionally get some doses of nostalgia (like when Shalewa was talking about the Presidential Fitness Tests from the '80s)😄
  • TheRareElement
    Passive aggressive
    This whole episode of Passive aggressive rock falafel has me in tears. 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
  • pgizzy2
    How’s it Goin, Shy?
    Feels like hanging out with friends…very funny friends!
  • @ShredDread
    That good good
    This podcast is one of the very best! I look forward to every episode and they ALWAYS leave me cracking up laughing and in a better mood. Much love to you Shalewa and Gastor, what you're doing is special and I wish the best for y'all, you got a supporter for life here ✌🏾❤️
  • PghDonna
    My favorite podcast!
    My daughter and I both decided that this is our favorite podcast. I can’t wait until the next episodes. Fortunately we can listen to old episodes!
  • Cdonabeach
    Now I’m Homesick
    I just discovered this one last month and a s a born and bred New Yorker who also lived in Atlanta, I have loved binging this podcast. I love their relationship. I love Gastor’s accent. I am jonesing for a sandwich from a corner store and some White Castles. I am also wanting some Fellini’s pizza.
  • FitXio
    🔥 Funny and Amazing Podcast!!
    I was introduce to this podcast by my husband and I loved so much I had to go back and listened to all and old episodes!!! Definitely recommend it!! Also, I noticed every time I'm excited about something my new reply is Helll Yeahhhh... I blame Gaston lol... Shalewa thank you for introducing me to mercury retrograde, swear I'm an expert bc of you!! Their chemistry is amazing and overall a fire podcast!!! Please do yourself a favor and listen to them!!! ❤️
  • Vthrill
    Love It 👍🏾
    This pod is so funny. They seem like they’re enjoying themselves.
  • CJPhrek
    When keeping it real goes right!
    The first time I heard Shalewa was on the Keith and The Girl Show and then The Black Guy Who Tips and I was hooked ever since! The interaction between Gastor and Shalewa is the best thing to start the day because they've been through it and they are thriving and living their lives which we have the privilege to view! Joyful cynisicm is the key to life!
  • ChelsWills
    The Best! 😊
    Congrats on two years!!!! I’ve been here since the beginning and it just keeps getting better. Gastor’s infectious laugh and Shelewa’s wit and wisdom are the feel good things everyone can enjoy and appreciate. Love both of them!
  • Jenny Sweeney
    Thank you Gastor and Shalewa
    Like a lot of people in these reviews, I heard you on Ask Me Another, and had to hear more. (If you didn’t have this podcast, I would probably just play that episode in a loop.) I listen to you on my disgustingly long commute to work, on my breaks from work, while I’m working, and any time I can. I was prompted to write this review today because I have been feeling really down in the dumps about unimportant adult crap. I listened to two episodes on my drive home from work today and it completely changed my mood. Just hearing the two of you crack up about silly stuff made my day so much better. Thank you. Don’t ever stop.
  • amtrax77
    100 Episodes!!!
    Y’all aren’t celebrating your 100th episode?! That’s alright, I do it for you 🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉 Congratulations! Keep up the great work! I just found your show a couple of months ago and I’m listening to all 100!
  • Ironfistmom
    Funny!
    I love the transition to Supathug lol
  • LadyLany
    My New Fav
    Was introduced to this show from TBGWT, now I can’t get enough. Love the energy and so funny. Permanent in the weekly rotation.
  • UrgArgh
    Love the low key energy and maturity of this podcast
    Love the low key energy and maturity of this podcast. Super funny.
  • R Russell 2
    War Report Type 2 Creamsicle
    I absolutely see the vision and believe that your Type 2 Creamsicle Pop-Up shops are going crazy in Belize and Tanzania.
  • T Hartin
    PMS appreciation.
    This has become one of my all time favorite podcasts, and I have been listening to pods since their advent. Hilarious takes on the news, life in NYC, raising kids, reflux, and runaway animals. They take on everything and make it interesting and engaging… even if you are Pale Male and Stale!
  • 72JV
    Laugh Out Loud Good
    Between their interplay and takes on everything from the great outdoors, Verzuz battles, Dickies and spices you will laugh out loud.
  • Chula in Cali
    Fun and Funny
    Came over from their guest spot on TBGWT. Immediately subscribed and I’m binging every episode. 🙌🏾 Love love love
  • Emme Enn
    An easy and fun listen
    I just love these two. The dynamic just works, I love Gastor’s wild perspectives and Shalewa reigning him in. It just feels like listening to friends while getting to learn about a few crazy topics I get to bring up in my own conversations. I love that they really listen to each other. We could all be better if we talked more like them.
  • EdBobbellious
    Great episode
    This one was good 😭 seasoning conversation killed me
  • plu46
    Laugh therapy
    Observational humor about these strange times we live in. Can’t help but laugh out loud when these two take on a topic.
  • Megatron, The Lake
    The Takes We Need
    The chemistry between these two is top notch, both have wonderful laughs, and the hot takes keep things interesting. Still don’t understand why Gastor wants to die on the hill of an alcoholic Yoo-hoo but let’s let him have it.
  • ByTheSlice
    A light-hearted, fun romp.
    This show is just a lively burst of sunshine. These two hosts have a way of finding the humor in the week’s news & the minutiae of their daily lives in a playful way, but without being insensitive or relying on shock. I simply love it.
  • Kmergen
    Love these two!
    Heard these guys as guests on the podcast Fanti, and I felt SEEN by Shalewa during that episode. I followed them over here and I’ve been a fan ever since. Shalewa and Gastor keep it real and they’re hilarious while they do their thing. Love it ❤️
  • Siobhanenator31
    Love it!
    I’ve been a fan of Shalewa for years and I’ve been listening to this podcast since it started. It always makes me laugh and feels like I’m sitting around talking with friends.
  • srp226
    This podcast is refreshing!!
    I discovered both comedians on YouTube and honestly this is a dynamic I never knew I needed! Love listening to you guys at work! 10000000/10
  • SlowDowney
    One of my favorites
    I can’t get enough of this podcast. I laugh so hard every week. They’re so funny, and so relatable. I’ve been telling everyone I know, and even complete strangers, to give it a spin.
  • phoski39
    I ❤️Gastor and Shalewa
    I heard about the student loan payment pause extension on the War Report. I will forever connect that sense of relief with G-n-S. Love y’all! Thanks for being awesome!
  • Digger C
    The War Report Jumps the Line
    I listen to a lot of podcasts. I always have a queue of a dozen or more episodes. In Apple Podcasts, when you add an episode to the queue you can choose “play next” or “play last.” I almost always hit “play last,” but The War Report is always “play next.” Other episodes have to wait their turn, but I can’t wait to hear from Gastor and Shalewa.
  • Tampajawa
    Great Podcast!
    These two comedians are great to listen to and bring a smile to my face. Their perspective on all things newsworthy is refreshing and current. Thanks for all the hard work!
  • Biffo1969
    My absolute favorite podcast
    This show is the podcast equivalent Mac and Cheese and chicken nugs.
  • lilMsD
    I listen while working
    I’m late to the party so for two weeks I was listening everyday. Now I’m SO upset that I have to wait a whole week, lol. The insights are on point and I need them to do a show in my neck of the woods.
  • mallrunner
    Fun! Great hosts
    I heard the hosts on Ask Me Another and thought if they have a show it’s probably one of the best…. It is! They’re fun, real, entertaining, informed I feel like part of their conversation. So glad I happened to hear them and now get to go back and listen to old episodes.
  • KGP in the CLE
    Music to my ears
    I might just listen to this show for the sound of Gastor’s laugh alone.
  • JohnK176
    so good!
    Such a great team...I love the honesty and perspective of Atlanta vs. New York, Mature person vs. younger person, male outlook vs. female, etc. They need a TV show on a network.
  • CShellGo
    Best weekly news breakdown!!
    Love the real talk and comedic spin on the week’s top new stories! You two are hilarious! Your takes on what is going on in this world is fresh and on point! Keep doing what you do!! Thank you so much for giving us something to laugh about in this crazy, turned up world!
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