its like scratching dandruff off surface of brain, heretofore unknown relief!

I had to pause this podcast because I was laughing too hard and almost dropped the dumbbells on myself. PS I was gonna give this show one star because I’m upset Niki wished death to Pipo in the game Overblood. Please apologize. PPS Also this was really hard to find to review (can’t do it from PC browser) but I persevered. Please clap.

it’s nice to have a parasocial relationship with my IRL friends. genuinely made me worse podcaster. five stars.

this is the only podcast where you can hear the story of Frank Black meeting twitter user CUMYOURSELFTODEATH, and i think that's beautiful

Every time Niki and LB say ‘pills’ I just hear ‘pills’ but every single time John says ‘pills’ I hear ‘pils’ like short for Pilsner. Does this make sense?

Good podcast they should bring on LB as the third host.

I eat them up and I slurp them up and I spill all over at the good good gags

Mostly ads!

Seriously the highlight of my week. John, Niki and LB (and Jordan!) are such amazing and funny hosts, and make me laugh when the world is dark. Hope this podcast lasts forever.

This show has a 100% conversion rate of getting me to learn that Matlock (2024) exists, and I instantly watched it as a result. CBS give them money!!! Wishlist Fledgling Manor on Steam today! (Edit 11/18: Also buy Interstate 35 on Steam today!)

This is my favorite podcast and I chose to leave a review to prove it. Leaving this review was no easy task. I have a Samsung phone, so in order to leave an Apple Podcasts review, I had to dig out an old iPad and charge this thing just so I could type these words out. If that’s not dedication, I don’t know what is. So listen to this show, because the hosts are hilarious and insightful. And they might be the funniest people alive.

Happy to support this pod on Patreon, always a good time.

Thanks to the latest episode I learned I could turn my balls into a dildo, and after twenty years of trying I was able to orgasm to completion on my wife’s stomach. Thanks IYD

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Very funny (for realsies), the single best podcast I've ever found through letterboxd. Perfect for lovers of blue humor :)

Very funny show that explores the sometimes amusing and often concerning highways and byways of the World Wide Web. This show has fundamentally changed my vocabulary in ways that make my close acquaintances concerned. Highly reccomend!

I was listening to this podcast when someone shot at Trump. It’s very funny. It’s like hanging out with my friends, but none of them know me or talk to me. Five stars. This review is also a legally binding alibi for me and all the show’s hosts. How could we have done it? We were busy with podcast. Thank you.

genuinely funny and charming every week, I’ve never skipped past an episode

I saw a few clips of these guys on tiktok and was interested in what they had to offer my morning commute. The clip that I saw ON tiktok finally came up in the backlog of previous podcasts and I will say for just coming for a few laughs on my morning commute, I got a platonic debate on the base definition of terms on a level not seen since the ancient Greek philosophers, only to have it abruptly end in a corn s*x toy review reading. Absolutely love it, best podcast out there in what it does.

Best jpegs. Moaning in agony as my abdominal muscles disintegrate from laughing so hard. Video version make me laugh cry. Scam text theater is modern art.

one of the only podcasts that makes my entire body shake as i'm squeezing my eyelids shut and dry heaving while driving

I love you freaks—y’all never fail to make my day :)

I have been listening to this podcast since the beginning and even before when they did the show under a different name. They are funny most of the time, though sometimes they do have bits that don’t land (The Darth Maul kidnapping thing: it stanks, boys. It stanks). There is an interesting contradiction about my enjoyment of this podcast as the crew here hate Family Guy to the point that even reading a simple episode description brings revulsion and I am something of a Family Guy scholar having written multiple essays about it and one day hoped to write a book about the show’s cultural significance as well as its development before I found out that I would not be possible. While the quality of Family Guy is obviously subjective I think a lot of how you react to the show is directly connected to your feelings about your family. While there’s been no comprehensive research on this, I find that people who have good to decent family relationships tend to dislike or hate the show, and those with poor family relations tend to like the show. Intentionally or otherwise it taps into something that I don’t think we really have ever seen before on mainstream American television: the hatred of family. This somewhat powerless feeling some have that they are attached to people they despise. Unlike most mainstream media, which portrays family as a link you must have, even if they frustrate you at times family ultimately is a net good in your life. In an extensive essay I did that made the unlikely comparison of Family Guy to the acclaimed film, Hereditary, I argued that both works of art portray connection to family as a curse, something that no matter what will some day come to haunt you even if you think you’ve escaped it. Hereditary is more symbolic whereas Family Guy is more literal in that the titular family truly hate each other and the show has consistently shown that family is, at best, a chain around your neck and, at worst, something that will actively harm you. Even when trying to do some kind of usual sitcom resolution where the family comes together at the end, it is almost always undercut by a joke, is portrayed as an absurd situation or is just cut off entirely by some nonsensical happening that totally distracts from any positivity you can get from the scene. I think what has kept the series relevant and continuing is Millennials and younger have a sense that they are sinking as the state of the world decays. Many of them that are still dependent on their family so they must sink with people they dislike if not outright hate, making what little time is left in this doomed society nothing more than a party you don’t want to be at. There is no exit and all you can do is try and find the humor in it all before the axe falls one way or another. American Dad is actually pretty good still, though. Even if you don’t like Family Guy it’s worth giving a shot.

hi friends your podcast is my favorite. i like that it’s weird and i enjoy all the new science facts i learn every time, like how the sun is wet and that everything the blood touches is drugs. very informative 👍 thanks for being rad

so many podcasts telling me to use promo codes but not Drivey - it tells me to let go and follow the rhythm or something. five stars

John Warren says “so I married a Jew” was scarlett johansson best movie! 5/5

I never miss an episode e

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This podcast made a cursed trip across 3 states funny. P.S. Still waiting for our Niki TV, the latest update is that it’s being held in a “Shadaloo base” for inspection?

Good job

I work 10 hours shifts at the bezos factory where I listen to podcasts, get high, and steal fancy chocolate and cheese. Listening to this podcast is the highlight of my work week. No other makes me laugh like this one. I literally have to pause several times cause I look like a freak laughing by myself.

my favorite podcast to listen to with my eyes closed while driving <3

Sure to confuse and amuse

The lo-fi chill beats of comedy podcasts. The world is careening faster into the abyss but John, Nikki and LB will be there to make sure the glide is sweet and filled with ruckus laughter and nightmare .jpgs. 6/5 they reminded me I need to floss more. That wasn’t even a bit. I was laughing and having such a great time I remembered I needed to practice more self care. You do the same and listen.

Close your eyes and enjoy the show

The show is how I keep up with culture. If you’re driving close your eyes is the pulse of America.

Where I go for all my LA traffic news

very good yes very good

Live. Laugh. Love. Get out ride seven person tricycle

I never listened to the previous show these hosts did together and I don’t know anything about them, but I could listen to them describe images for hours, and will. I refuse to learn any more background information; let my love for this show be as innocent as my other parasocial relationships surely are not.

Good stuff.

He doesn’t miss!

Dictionary define driving as adjective 1. demanding a high or unreasonable rate of work from subordinates. 2. vigorously active; energetic: a driving young executive. 3. having force and violence: a driving storm. 4. relaying or transmitting power. 5. used while operating a vehicle: driving gloves.

Hosts are extremely funny!!!

The one true podcast where you really cannot predict where things will go next. Above all else, this is a pure, unfiltered glimpse into the modern American psyche and all its digressions. Now get on the seven person tricycle, I've saved you a seat.

My favorite show were the hosts describe images to us, for imagination purposes. Sometimes they delve into history, queer history, etc. Really love to hear it. Glad they’re back. Take me to the cheesecake palace in your mind palace please.

So happy these good folks are making this great podcast. It is a true gift.

I get genuinely excited to hear what’s going to happen every week when these friends get together. Experiencing this deranged yet extremely real version of the world makes me feel like the existence of the Internet was Worth It (tm)

In the beginning, there was a website. A gaming website. And they had a whole bunch of incredible podcasts. And it was good. However, the gaming website was owned by a certain infamous company, we’ll call them Dime. Lo, and Dime struck down those podcasts, and burned down that gaming website, laying waste to the staff. And it was bad. But, in our darkest hour, If You’re Driving Close Your Eyes rose from the ashes not unlike a phoenix restoring light to a dark and meaningless existence. And it was good again. Tl;dr if you like to laugh, listen to If You’re Driving, Close Your Eyes

I was sad when Friend’s Reunion ended but that was short-lived. Listen to your friends who live in your phone have a nice conversation and check out their patreon too :3