WOE.BEGONE

126

Mike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recent Episodes
  • 184: Å, NO
    Dec 18, 2024 – 33:09
  • Ulaanbaatar, MN
    Dec 11, 2024 – 30:36
  • 182: Bluster's Grove, TX
    Dec 4, 2024 – 43:25
  • 181: Yellowknife, NT
    Nov 27, 2024 – 32:48
  • The 4th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts Tomorrow (11/23) at 4pm EST/3pm CST!
    Nov 22, 2024 – 1:38
  • [INTERMISSION XXX] Bluster's Day Voicemail
    Nov 20, 2024 – 33:26
  • 1-435-625-1742
    Nov 15, 2024 – 1:02
  • 180: Set Fire To The Face On Fire
    Nov 13, 2024 – 1:35:06
  • 179: God Damn
    Nov 6, 2024 – 40:42
  • NINE TO MIDNIGHT IV Is Available Now!
    Oct 31, 2024 – 0:58
  • 178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snow Storm
    Oct 30, 2024 – 25:26
  • 177: Organ Grinder
    Oct 23, 2024 – 31:10
  • 176: Cave-In
    Oct 16, 2024 – 31:24
  • Feed Drop: The Grotto Episode 1 - Buried Alive
    Oct 14, 2024 – 24:00
  • 175: Heaven's Got A Heater
    Oct 9, 2024 – 29:19
  • [INTERMISSION XXIX] Postcard Stories: The Ren Faire! (Compound Characters)
    Oct 2, 2024 – 17:30
  • 174: Highway Steam
    Sep 25, 2024 – 31:36
  • 173: Burn Them
    Sep 18, 2024 – 27:08
  • 172: Ghostfire
    Sep 11, 2024 – 28:14
  • I Have Been To The Future Vol. 2 Is Available Now On Bandcamp!
    Sep 6, 2024 – 8:00
  • 171: Pure Gold
    Sep 4, 2024 – 28:17
  • 170: Don't Tell The Horses The Stable's On Fire
    Aug 28, 2024 – 26:11
  • 169: The Future Freaks Me Out
    Aug 21, 2024 – 25:14
  • [INTERMISSION XXVIII] The Mikey & Stinky Show
    Aug 14, 2024 – 7:24
  • 168: Anonymous Councils/Edible Bombs
    Aug 7, 2024 – 1:38:04
  • 167: Contradiction/Connection
    Jul 31, 2024 – 32:28
  • 166: Lucid/Psychedelic
    Jul 24, 2024 – 26:00
  • 165: 1980/2024
    Jul 17, 2024 – 27:11
  • 164: Lieutenant/Lieutenant
    Jul 10, 2024 – 31:19
  • 163: Magnolia/Python
    Jul 3, 2024 – 51:04
  • Feed Drop: Dead Space: Deep Cover: "Chapter One"
    Jun 29, 2024 – 38:58
  • [INTERMISSION XXVII] Flesh To Add To Its Own
    Jun 26, 2024 – 11:29
  • 162: Hostage/Corpse
    Jun 19, 2024 – 27:57
  • 161: Puzzle/Solution
    Jun 12, 2024 – 31:47
  • 160: Skeptic/Believer
    Jun 5, 2024 – 25:35
  • 159: Sheepdog/Big Bad Wolf
    May 29, 2024 – 27:29
  • 158: Apartment/Mansion
    May 22, 2024 – 28:48
  • 157: Good Cop/Bad Cop
    May 15, 2024 – 28:20
  • [INTERMISSION XXVI] TY.BEGONE Episode 1: ParTYcipant Observation
    May 8, 2024 – 20:48
  • 156: Blinking
    May 1, 2024 – 1:32:28
  • 155: Groundskeeping
    Apr 24, 2024 – 30:48
  • 154: Swimming
    Apr 17, 2024 – 34:39
  • 153: Futurescouting
    Apr 10, 2024 – 26:59
  • 152: Showboating
    Apr 3, 2024 – 30:17
  • 151: Engineering
    Mar 27, 2024 – 38:34
  • [INTERMISSION XXV] Postcard Stories
    Mar 20, 2024 – 20:28
  • 150: Training
    Mar 13, 2024 – 31:07
  • 149: Opening
    Mar 6, 2024 – 34:17
  • 148: Firestarting
    Feb 28, 2024 – 29:06
  • 147: Rationalizing
    Feb 21, 2024 – 36:40
Recent Reviews
  • Gainsa
    🍂☕️🎶 If you’re out on the road…
    Feeling lonely and so cold? All you have to do is turn on Woe.Begone. Get it? Because a lot of people listen to podcasts in a car? You get it.) It’s like Gilmore Girls if Lorelai had a tendency to spiral into existential dread mid-monologue and the quirky small-town drama (quaint secret government complex drama?) involved time travel, and casual m*rder. Tangents come fast, the story gets…weird. Somehow, it all works. Perfect for someone who enjoy unraveling conspiracies and their own sanity at the same time. Mmm, so cozy!
  • Ben FYM
    Thanks for Playing
    Dylan Griggs has kept a consecutive narrative gripping and comprehensible for fifteen straight seasons. This man is the GOAT. Up with WOE.BEGONE
  • Lux, the demonic cat!
    My favorite podcast
    I love this podcast, and honestly I love seeing where the story goes. It’s never what you expect. A lot of people around me don’t really seem to get that not everything has a $10,000 budget. However, I think that things that don’t have 8 investors and 7 minutes of credits can be better than a Hollywood hit movie. I love the dark humor, cowboys, mystery, sounds, and the fact that everyone has a good time. This podcast also comes out on my study hall days. TLDR: I’m pretty much the only person I know who likes this, and they’re missing out!
  • ilovewoebegone
    Amazing
    Literally best podcast ever
  • kjd1730175
    Filler to favorite
    This podcast and Mike Walters both grow on you like a mold. I need new narrative podcasts like I need air, and I’d just finished the Silt Verses when I stumbled upon this one. My thought process was “oh I’ll just listen to this one until I find something better… wait this is actually kind of good I’ll keep listening for now… this is really good I’m gonna make a Spotify playlist… wait oh actually this is one of my favorite podcasts.” I finished this whole thing in just a couple weeks, and am here for the long haul. Yee haw 🤠
  • allylou2004
    Like an audiobook but better
    I usually have a hard time listening to podcasts that are done like this, where each episode builds on the last, because I get bored easily, but this podcast is SO good! It’s got plenty of plot twists, isn’t easily predictable and the “challenges” create smaller storylines within the big story. I love it!
  • BakersMack
    “When I was growing up, my mom told me I was capable of anything
    and I really took that to heart.”
  • SwiftNYC
    One of the best
    When I couldn’t take any more true crime I turned to fiction podcasts, esp speculative fiction. So many of these podcasts have one or two strong elements – story, editing, etc – but woe.begone has it all. The voice actors are excellent and the writing is particularly strong. Despite the occasional dark nature of the subject matter, the writing is witty (I’ve laughed aloud more than once) and even moving. I care about several of the characters. I was bummed when I caught up with the release of new episodes and will become a supporter as soon as I can. In the meantime, play woe.begone – you won’t regret it. And you’ll probably be able to keep both of your arms.
  • Cursin Daily
    Brilliant, weird, funny
    A wild and interesting story that keeps getting better, along with witty narration and a cool, original soundtrack.
  • Mamiibrittanii
    Amazing ahahaha
    Spoiler for episode 2 just FYI Anyways so I can’t stop laughing at the second episode when Mike says he can’t just call up his friends and be like “hey guys I’m just brainstorming but I need to know the best way to remove my left arm at the shoulder…” because if I said that to my friends they would not find this bizarre at all and would casually go through the possibilities 😂 anyways immediately subscribed to patreon after that . Ok well bye now
  • bigweehag
    Everything I didn't know I wanted in a piece of media
    The story starts off strong and has just gotten more compelling over time. It's SO well-written with an incredibly human cast of characters. It's a labor of love, so full of heart, obviously thoughtfully crafted. The soundtrack is top notch and there's an absurdly impressive number of vocal tracks as well. The blend of horror elements, tension, and humor is executed in a way that keeps it feeling fresh and keeps me wanting more. I don't think I can praise this show enough. Do yourself a favor and listen to WOE.BEGONE.
  • Jlynnmurph
    This pod should get more attention than it does
    It’s kind of basic in that it’s just basically one guy and good but not elaborate editing. Story is brilliant and the concept is a lot of fun. One of the most engaging fiction podcasts I’ve heard in ages. Music is great 👍
  • Udmanmas
    SO GOOD
    i’m addicted. also, i think it’s somehow affecting my literal inner monologue ?? and i’m only on episode 19
  • downloaderofcoolness
    This is it, abandon all hope ye who enter
    This is it. This is the best it’s ever going to get for us. Hang on to your chronology chart, list of Hunters and Mikes, your digital ambitions, and also your Ty Betteriges’, because it’s going to be a bumpy, painful, yet, I think, rewarding ride through time. I am straight and happily married, but still am in love with Mike Walters. Cowboy Mike. Full stop. That is all. 10/10. If you are like me, you will cherish plugging in some good headphones, hitting play, listening to the intro music, and…enjoy….
  • LightningStairs
    A delight
    Dark humor ✅ Time travel ✅ Really good writing ✅ Characters you will get unhealthily attached to ✅ Amazing VA work ✅ Honestly what else would you want from a podcast? I’d commit crimes for these characters. Gay crimes.
  • nznsjqj
    🫥
    It would be a great storyline. If it wasn’t such bad voice, acting talks 100 miles an hour shame he ruined it.
  • YouRanForIt
    lives in my brain now
    I binged this show and now i cant stop thinking about it!! this podcast had made me cry & laugh & theorize more than any other ive listened to. it strikes such a good balance of being devastating & hopeful. mike walters is such an interesting character, it took so little convincing to make him a murderer, and yet i want to keep him safe and happy, but that seems so impossible. absoluetly instant fave podcast
  • courts719
    Delivers on promise of PNWS
    Found this via Nine II Midnight in the storage papers feed. I’m about 2/3 of the way caught up and it delivers every episode. So far it’s like what if Terry Miles had no budget for a supporting cast but took on a writing partner who had a sick twisted mind and highly superior pacing/story arc skills. Wish I could give it 100 stars.
  • Opo55um
    Amazing podcast!!!
    This is one of my favorite podcasts right now and I enjoy listening to is so much every week! Its really deserves more attention. It’s genuinely so fun to listen to. I wouldn’t think the time travel murder podcast would be fun but it is. I’ve really come to love the characters and the storylines are so engaging.
  • Knitsewmuch
    Very kool beans
    Started listening to this podcast thanks to the Nine to Midnight halloween special featured on The DLO of Somewhere, Ohio (another great podcast), where the short story of this Woe.Begone's creator/narrator caught my attention. I liked that they have a quick-paced cadence, whereas a lot of other podcast narrators (in horror and horror-adjacent genres) often speak more slowly and dramatically. Also love a podcast that makes me genuinely chuckle out loud when i'm least expecting it. I'm only 9 eps in but excited to see where the story goes. It's always intriguing to have a protagonist that you're not exactly rooting for, but not-not rooting for? Like Mike Walters is a very authentic guy and that's great because when a horror podcast protagonist is a plucky inquisitive 20-something you know what to expect and it's kinda 🙄😐🫤 sometimes. But Mike is just a dude looking out for number one and that's something all humans can respect at the end of the day, making him a more genuine character and keeping me more invested in the story than I am in him personally, which is cool because then it's like I myself am personally involved in Woe.Begone no matter what happens to the specific characters involved, and this is a credit to the author for great storytelling. TLDR: Kool beans podcast so far, good dry humor and nice quick pacing both in narration and story, happy to continue listening :]
  • Tante143
    I’d like to be friends with Mike please.
    WHY ON EARTH did it take me until NOW to find WOE.BEGONE? What a premise! I love Mike’s DARK SENSE OF HUMOUR. I think I was all in by Ep 2 and what the game made him do…only WILDER from there. You must listen AND you must write a song about a Train.
  • Ouphetor
    Outstanding podcast
    As a time traveling lover of ARGs and pathological screw up, this podcast speaks to me on a molecular level. A perfect blend of dark humor and slapstick gore, I can’t possibly recommend this enough. My only regret is I can only give it 5 stars
  • pghuy1
    Entertaining
    My fav podcast. Mash up of Dexter and the Milkman of St Gaffes, (second fav podcast). Excellent and fun storytelling.
  • Miss Pleasant
    Witty, somewhat grotesque, good but…
    I wish they would leave the politics out of it. We get bombarded all day every day. I just wish they would leave it out. It’s not a frequent occurrence so it’s not a deal breaker, the podcast is good! I definitely recommend giving it a listen.
  • Lisaasd
    Stick with it to get multiverse!
    The horror part is definitely towards the beginning. But it’s short and once you get past that it’s a really cool multiverse podcast. I love it!
  • Marissa2516
    Obsessed!
    Amazing plot and story, I can’t stop listening. Definitely like Tanis and rabbits as others have said but in all the best ways. The narrator does an amazing job.
  • addie_o0
    edgarstan
    Favorite podcast! Nobody doing it like this!
  • 123yikesonbikes
    Chefs kiss
    John Dies at the End meets Tanis, in the best way
  • DSBoston1
    Gone Downhill
    As always I encourage you to listen and make your own decision, but my rating is an average of 5 stars for the first couple of seasons and 1 for the latter. Latter seasons bear no resemblance to the first couple: so much talky-talk and filler. There's been comparisons to PNWS and Terry Miles: well, think about what happened to TANIS. There's really nothing wrong with a story having a beginning, a middle, and an end. Yet again, a podcaster has loaded us in a cool car, taken us on an exciting ride down a unique highway - then suddenly we get off at a rural exit and sit on the porch of a Cracker Barrel for hours waiting for our name to be called, whilst everyone tells long stories in funny accents.
  • Finding Pattersby
    The dark corners of our online world brought to LIFE
    WOE. BEGONE breathlessly rattles off concepts that I'll always find myself looking up afterward and that's my favorite kind of fiction - where it feels like the story is maneuvering like a dark ride through a world I know nothing about and my only chance of survival is to keep listening.
  • Father Nickname
    Great podcast!
    This is a must listen if you love good story, sarcasm, my goodness it’s funny and really well done. Kudos!
  • A rose is red
    Amazing!
    From the simultaneously annoying and lovable protagonist(s) the twisty narrative this sci-horror podcast is remarkable. If you are tired of corporate fiction, try this! So worthwhile
  • Whatever sarah121
    Going to the murder store, anybody want anything?
    Mike Walters is so handsome that nobody wants to see him win 🧿
  • sunevens
    bingeworthy
    problematic fave mike walters deserves a boyfriend and a break
  • prissillinois
    ARG sci-fi with an earnest protagonist
    I appreciate the self aware world building and I am always looking forward to new episodes. The character development is something else. #protectmikewalters
  • lexisdumbusernam
    horror narrative
    came for the thrills stayed for the chills great story, amazing sound design and some really intriguing writing. like you know how stephen king/joe hill/william blatty and the rest of those goons always take care to build the story/characters up to the actual spooky stuff while dovetailing some greater metaphor/theme into the action? well imo woe.begone does that better than most audio dramas/books ive listened to and still manages to get in its share of scares, highly recommened
  • Molly L. Green
    Absolutely addictive
    From the very beginning, I’ve been hooked on this podcast. It’s so impressive that one person makes all aspects of this. Mike Walters is an absolutely insufferable protagonist, and for that I love him. I can’t get enough of where he’s going with this - and the show ramps up… FAST. If you like horror and sci fi, I highly recommend.
  • jumpin' jaz cassidy
    hooked
    Funny, clever, dark, intense. Great production, airtight plotting, incredible music. Literally what else do you need?
  • Romulwoman1989
    Engaging Fiction Podcast
    This is a Sci/Fi game based fiction podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously, gets to the point, and doesn’t string you along in a manipulative way (unless there is intention). If you are new to fiction podcasts: this is a very very good one that you should listen to and support. Not enough people know about it. If you are into fiction podcasts, this is like a more fun, more irreverent, more likely to get in trouble with your mom second cousin of TANIS/Rabbits. I’m also feeling some DNA threads of Wolf 359 (another superb fiction podcast) in there too. To be clear, this podcast stands on its own, albeit one well style eyebrow raised at some of the excesses of the genre. Certainly worth your time. 10/10, 5/5, it will make your woe be gone for a while.
  • Thyme2Shine
    Heavy n dark while also light n humored
    Absolute favorite exchange in any podcast ever : “guys on scruff don’t read subtext Mike!” “As frustrated as I was with him, nothing he said was untrue” Keep up the great story, really enjoying it. Also realizing how lax my internet security is now lol
  • Rae of 103
    Twink Mike truther
    A wild ride, swinging between deeply disturbing and darkly hilarious. Mike Walters is at once inscrutable and extremely relatable, and I can't help but be drawn into his story. Great music and engrossing episodes that always leave me wanting more.
  • RatGrimes
    Play the game
    Comes out of the gate swinging and just gets better. Good production, great music, compelling plot. Very unsettling.
  • screamingpanda
    Keep playing
    Great podcast. Have patience. Keep playing. Watch the game runners.
  • Fire  kill
    Amazing
    Sometimes the dialogue and narrator are a little extreme as others have said but the story makes it well worth it, don’t think to much into it or you won’t have fun.
  • Woe.BeGROAN
    Interesting story, insufferable writing
    Quit halfway through episode 9, wanted to soldier through to see where the interesting plot went, but couldn’t stomach anymore of the pithy “humor” and generally poor writing. Stop blindly using your thesaurus, you are consistently misusing a word or two in every episode.
  • Bridgetvivian
    Sad Ripoff
    I can’t tell if this dude is obsessed with PNWS or if he hates them. Half the time he’s trying to emulate the, the other half he’s talking trash about them. The writing is sloppy and cringey at times, especially when he tries to force a sarcastic insincerity. There might be a decent story in there but the flippant narration style and times where he straight up tells you how to feel about something makes it unlistenable. I wanted to like it. I can’t continue past episode 10. It’s just a sad ripoff of better written and performed podcasts.
  • Angry남자
    Great writing, great story
    Pros: This hits all the things I love: mystery, puzzle solving, alternate universes, arg. The twists and turns keep me guessing, and definitely several “I didn’t see that coming” moments. Cons: jumps into the extreme a little fast. I mean, a problem I usually have with a lot of podcasts is too slow of a buildup, but I could have used a few intermediate steps between the first and second challenge
  • Shannon M_
    Fun genre savy horror
    I love the whole ARG Horror/Unfiction genre, but got burnt out on how so many of the most popular stories become convoluted and leave us unsatisfied. W.bg is not only a remedy to that, but delivers fun twists with just enough dark humor to let us know they’re in on the joke. The writing is so fun and memorable; a lot of phrases will get stuck in my head like an earworm. Also the narrator’s distain for Dexter gives me life, “I hate that show, I’ve seen it 4 times” is so hilariously relatable. This show is criminally underrated, I’ve been recommending it to all the horror-lovers I know. I already got my sib and a few other friends hooked on it!
  • GZ1226
    Love it!
    It’s like Saw meets Black Mirror. Extremely entertaining
  • YajairaB
    Grabs you from the start
    I was hooked from the very beginning. Great to binge.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork on this page are property of the podcast owner, and not endorsed by UP.audio.